tennerculosis

A disease of the mind that has symptoms such as never ending conversations, intruding the personal space of others, touching others while speaking to them, and becoming a punching-bag for your offspring. Coughing is the only major physical symptom. This disease is not contagious, but also untreatable.

A disease of the mind and respiratory system. Symptoms include: Extended small talk, close-talking, touch-talking, bad breath. There is no cure, but is treatable by avoiding the infected as mush as possible.