tennessee mud cake

ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate

Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.

"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."

"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"

俚语	tennessee mud cake
释义	tennessee mud cake ingredients: flour sugar turd egg butter water cocoa ejaculate Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old. "The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday." "This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
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