Tennessee Shower
A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.
There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!
Tennessee Shower Curtain
A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.
I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!