Tennessee tuna
a slutty woman from Tennessee
The whole town has had a piece of that Tennessee tuna.
tennessee tuna melt
The act of inserting ones tongue into the anus of a freshly creampie'd trailer trash whore.
"Dude, Terry told me he indulged in a Tennessee tuna melt with Crystal last night, right after Jim Bob fucked her. Gross."
Tennessee Tuna Taco
This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as “wild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely “still dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.
Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.