Tennis Elbow
The medical condition that occurs from masturbating arduously to the women's tennis championships. During this session, most people are in the living room and have to bend over to masturbate, as not to get spotted through any windows. This creates an acute angle with the shoulder, elbow, and hand. This puts tension on the elbow and results in tendinitis or tennis elbow. Both males and females suffer from the condition as women in short skirts are attractive no matter who you are.
Tennis season has been rough. I have had to pop about 50 Advil this week for my tennis elbow.
tennis elbow
when you swing to hard or jack off
Kaylen has an tennis elbow for Pam...
tennis elbow
a lonely ass who has nothing better to do all day than wank off too hard
damn, that guys a tennis elbow
Tennis Elbow Douchebag
A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Tennis elbow
Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.
Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me
tennis elbow
a code word for raw dogging goats.
Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.
Reverse Tennis Elbow
That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.
Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.