Tentacle Nipples
1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.
2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.
2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.
I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.