tephone
How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!