Tequilarrhea
When you drank too many margaritas the night before and are afflicted with a bad case of burning diarrhea the next day.
CHRIS: 'Mind if I use your bathroom? I feel a wave of Tequilarrhea coming on...'
AJ: "I just hope you don't explode my toilet..."
AJ: "I just hope you don't explode my toilet..."