terky pits
to switch the first letters of the words "perky tits" and be undercover.
dave: "dude her tits were so nice"
(girl walks over but conversation continues)
zach: "were they terky pits?"
dave: "oh yeah, terky pits"
(girl walks over but conversation continues)
zach: "were they terky pits?"
dave: "oh yeah, terky pits"