Terrible Towel Curse
The curse in sports where if your defecate the Terrible Towel, you will lose a big game.
Man #1: Hey man, I just got a Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.
Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.
Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.