territorial fart
The act of farting in order to clear an area for your own personal enjoyment
When it is difficult to get a lounge seat by pool:
"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"
"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"