Terror boner
When a man has the sudden urge to get as far away from someone as possible, while also desperately wanting to fuck them.
We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.
boner terrorism
when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?