Tertty
To be a tertty, you must make a fresh peanut butter and jelly sandwich. After that you must take one bite out of it then proceed to leave it in your bathroom counter draw for weeks, until it mysteriously disappears, and you never see it again.
John: "Dude my PB&J disappeared from my draw last night."
Taylor: "You know what that means man? You've succeed at being a Tertty."
Taylor: "You know what that means man? You've succeed at being a Tertty."