tessay
n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.
Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?
Tessay
An essay about the book "Tess of the D'urbervilles".
I was in the middle of a Tessay earlier when I decided to ring her.
Tessays
A blog about cool stuff that only someone named Tessa says. Also can be essays by someone named Tessa.
You're a loser 'cuz you never read any Tessays in yo LIFE!