Testicleye
When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.
Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.