Testicular Gas
A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.