testiMOANial
When someone’s so good at doing the sex that the person they’re sleeping with moans so loud and vigorously that anyone nearby is unquestionably aware of the pounding being dealt by the nearby sex god.
Patrick-Did you hear the TestiMOANial coming out of that hookers mouth? It woke up the rest of us. Chris is awesome, god bless that magic dick of his.
Kristina- yea, I was asleep 5 blocks away and came running when I heard the call of our people.. He’s a real sex god!
Kristina- yea, I was asleep 5 blocks away and came running when I heard the call of our people.. He’s a real sex god!
testimoany
Exaggerated /overly-dramatic court-statements given by one or more somewhat-less-than-honest "witnesses", and which they heavily embellish with lots of whiny wheezes and crocodile-tears-drenched sighs.
Unfortunately, this strategy can actually be surprisingly effective in convincing a judge/jury of a defendant's guilt, especially if the "witness" is female --- last I heard, there are untold multitudes of totally-innocent men in prison right now --- some even on death row --- who are there merely because of the lying testimoany of some attention-seeking/money-hungry b***h and a few of her equally-conscience-impaired hussy-cronies!
testimoanial
A praising report of how wonderful a "noisy" sexual encounter was with someone.
I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!