tever
A shortened form of "whatever"
I told her about the play and she was like "tever".
tever
To inform someone; enlighten
Steve will tever Rachel on the history of calderas.
tevers
An abrevaition of "whatever", shortened due to extreme lack of even being interested; Meh's slightly larger cousin.
Lara: Want to go check out the new snowblowers?
Sam: ...tevers...
Sam: ...tevers...
Twitter Tever
The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.
Two friends are in Best Buy.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.