Tevis

The coolest person ever a unique name that literaly will confuse every person who tries to read, say, or even try to pronounce it.

The legendary war criminal and mayor of Portland, Oregon, Ted (Tevis) Wheeler. He loves attacking his citizens with chemical weapons, hates the homeless & the power, and pepper-spraying dairy heirs. He is a truly horrible man renowned on a national scale for his crimes.

Tevis with an accent over the e, so pronounced Tavis. A unique individual. Artistic as well as academic good at anything he sets his mind to. Low self esteem but loved and remembered by the general bublic. Lot's of girls have crushes on him and will tend to have as many girl friends as guy friends not afraid of what other people think a true individualist. Great sense of humor, a dry wit. beyond his years. memorable any way you look at him

Tevy: a last name never known, not defined. But a tevy is a funny, amazing person you will meet. They hide pain, they always want to be happy for others, but when they are sad no one knows. A Tevy knows how to party, knows how to take jokes and knows how to laugh. A tevy hides there pain from everyone else and releases it when no one is looking. Everyone thinks a Tevy is happy, and they topically are. A Tevy will forever feel guilty about something weather they did it or not, if they were somehow involved they will feel guilty. A tevy is a last name of the woman I love, a tevy has curves, has looks that no one can beat. The beauty of a goddess. As Tevy's eyes are so gorgeous you will fall in love with her instantly. A tevy is a badass with a kind heart, innocent and pure. A tevy lies to protect and gets hurt along the way for protecting her friends. A tevy gets mad and says rude words that they later regret. A Tevy will forever stand beside you, protect you, fight and die for you, a tevy loves their family and friends forever and always. A tevy is a angle sent from God. They will forever love you.

to drive one insane.

Quite possibly the most ideal way to obtain the lovely buzz that one needs to go out on the town. The Tevi is one of the classiest ways to consume the hard alcohol of your choice and should be considered in all situations that warrant its immensity.

**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.

1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male ensuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.

Quite possibly the most ideal way to obtain the lovely buzz that one needs to go out on the town. The Tevi is one of the classiest ways to consume the hard alcohol of your choice and should be considered in all situations that warrant its immensity.

**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.

1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male enasuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.