Tewkesbury
A shit town in Gloucestershire that nobody likes because it’s full of old people and perves. There’s nothing to do apart from go behind Morrison’s and do drugs or have a sesh in the vineyards. Some of the girls are fit but the rest are slags. The boys there aren’t exactly that good looking. Most people are pretty much snakes. Northway is the one place to avoid that’s why it’s at the bottom of Tewkesbury.
Girl 1: I live in the worst part of Gloucester
Boy 1: must be Tewkesbury
Boy 1: must be Tewkesbury
Tewkesbury
An absolute shithole. Everyone are snakes but there are so peng as gals and lads. Everyone just hangs outside Morrison’s and does drugs
I’m going tewkesbury tonight
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