texanese
To be from Texas and Japan at the same time. Meaning that one could have lived in one place and been born in a different place.
"That Asian girl has a Texas accent- she's so Texanese."
Texanese
A weird mix of southern and midwestern accents and euphemisms spoken primarily in Texas.
I only speak Texanese.
Texanese
A form of language used by some native Texans. Primarily used for embellishing and exaggerating everyday situations to make them seem more dramatic while at the The use of this language is often worse the further away a Texan is from home.
Example of Texanese: You call this rain? heck in Texas we call this a lite sprinkle.