$texas
It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down.
"And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I'm speechless."
Texas
The only place that's more American than America.
You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.
Texas
The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary.
See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.
Texas
The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.
Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.
The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.
Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.
The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.
"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome
Texas
Place of extreme weather.
If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.
Texas
A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.
Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"
Texas
Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.
God blessed Texas!