Texas handjob
A handjob with your feet instead of hands.
"Dude did you do stuff with Angela last night?"
"Yea she gave me a Texas Handjob!"
"Yea she gave me a Texas Handjob!"
texas chainsaw handjob
When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.
Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"
Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"
Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob
Texas Style Handjob
When one spanks the monkey or gets a handy in the reverse grip of your normal jerkoff session. (Your fingers face upward instead of down) also known as a TSH or TSM
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Kid A: I was late to school because my mom was giving me a Texas Style Handjob!
Kid B: That explains the hold up in the carpool lane
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Whenever I choke the chicken I like to go Texas Style because it feels better
Kid A: I was late to school because my mom was giving me a Texas Style Handjob!
Kid B: That explains the hold up in the carpool lane
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Whenever I choke the chicken I like to go Texas Style because it feels better