texas mouth
Generally a side effect to long-term smoking, which causes the smoker to talk using only one side of the mouth.
Drew Barrymore seems to have a bit of a texas mouth.
Texas Mouth Wash
Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.
"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."
Texas River Mouth
A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
Texas River Mouth
A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?