texas tampon
When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag
Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.
Texas Tampon
You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out
If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.