the texas torture
duck tape a person to a chair and feed them red meat until their arteries all burst from clogging
when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you are from texas, use the texas torture on them.
Texas torture
The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.
Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!