Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

Excrement of an enormous magnitude.

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.