Texas Whale

A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.

Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...

俚语	texas whale's
释义	Texas Whale A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it. Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human. Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas. Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too? Brad: Yep...
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