Texifornian
A person who was either born in California and raised in Texas or vice-versa.
Guy 1: Where ya from?
Guy 2: I'm a Texifornian.
Guy 1: What da fukk is dat?
Guy 2: Born in S.F., raised in Dallas.
Guy 1: Dat be ironic.
Guy 2: Ain't it, bro?
Guy 2: I'm a Texifornian.
Guy 1: What da fukk is dat?
Guy 2: Born in S.F., raised in Dallas.
Guy 1: Dat be ironic.
Guy 2: Ain't it, bro?