Texpecter

Someone who only checks their phone when they're expecting a call or a message.

Dude, I blew up her cell six times today but she's a texpecter.

Texpectation

At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"

I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.

Texpectation

When you expect all your friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you know and ever will know, to be just as fast with text responses that you are.

Hey Bob, you never text me back! I guess I need to lower my texpectations.

texpectation

When some one is fully engaged in a tex conversation and is waiting for a reply

Dude my girlfriend is not texing me back !!!!

Man your wiped you got total texpectation

Texpecting

A combination of the words 'text' (as in message) and 'expecting' to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from.

Eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time)

Delia: Eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! Who are you texpecting?

Eva: This guy I met at the gym yesterday! He hasn't texted me back!

Delia: What a bastard!

Texpectations

High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.

Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.

俚语	texpecter
释义	Texpecter Someone who only checks their phone when they're expecting a call or a message. Dude, I blew up her cell six times today but she's a texpecter. Texpectation At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation" I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored. Texpectation When you expect all your friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you know and ever will know, to be just as fast with text responses that you are. Hey Bob, you never text me back! I guess I need to lower my texpectations. texpectation When some one is fully engaged in a tex conversation and is waiting for a reply Dude my girlfriend is not texing me back !!!! Man your wiped you got total texpectation Texpecting A combination of the words 'text' (as in message) and 'expecting' to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from. Eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time) Delia: Eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! Who are you texpecting? Eva: This guy I met at the gym yesterday! He hasn't texted me back! Delia: What a bastard! Texpectations High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT. Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
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