Text Girlfriend
An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.
"Who are you texting?"
"No one!"
(you were texting your text girlfriend)
"No one!"
(you were texting your text girlfriend)
Text Girlfriend
A girl who's been dumped via text.
Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.
national text your girlfriend back day
a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day
cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm