Texticular Cancer
A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.
I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.
If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.
If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.
Texticular Fortitude
Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!
Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!
Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!
Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
texticular message
a message by text
a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.
a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.
Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.
texticular pause
A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.
Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"
texticular homicide
murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle
Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!
Texticular Cancer
A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.
Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.
Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
texticular cancer
one who cant seem to stop texting.
P1-That kid just cant stop texting.
P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.
P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.