Textjaculation

Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.

"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."

Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

俚语	textjaculation
释义	Textjaculation Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds. "Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!" "What?" "I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon." Premature Textjaculation Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone. "My boyfriend has premature textjaculation" "What do you mean?" "Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
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