Textjaculation
Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.
"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."
Premature Textjaculation
Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."