text lesbian
A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game.
I am a bit concerned about Gonzo... the bastard's losin' his balls and is becoming like a total weasel. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in Tattooed Biker Sluts yesterday.
lesbian texting
Texting excessively with a response rate of no longer than 45 seconds
Sherri isn't going to be friends with Joe anymore because he's awful at lesbian texting