text squirm
The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.