texttarded
One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.
Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.
texttard
One who struggles to impart a specific message or conversation using the text medium.
What the fuck does that mean? How many times do you need shown you fucking texttard ?
texttard
Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.
I was texting Joe the other day, he's such a texttard, I just had to let that one go.
Texttardation
One who does not understand the universal form of text messaging widely accepted by the rest of the universe or does not reply to an active text conversation in a timely manner.
If you text someone expecting a response and they don't answer or answer using words that don't make sense...they're texttarded. Thus suffering from texttardation.