teyrnon
A Thainese boy who is pretty "tall" and plays soccer. He claims to be "Thai" but in reality, everyone knows that he's Thainese. Teyrnons are generally pretty chill and have hot sisters. A wild teyrnon will tell you that this is an inaccurate definition but deep down, they know it's true.
Hey look! It's a wild Teyrnon!