Thankerton

A shithole in the middle of nowhere, in Scotland. Populated mainly by wannabe Neds - and a drug addict here and there - there is a two way split in the village - the good side and bad side of the tracks (theres a railway running through the middle). All the Neds and Druggies live on the north side (the bad side - which is also the larger side) - while all the normal people live on the South side (basically one really long street). Unfortunately, the village football pitch is on the south side, so often the Neds come over sporting their shell suits and Merrydown/Buckfast.