thart
1. To think hard and simultaneously fart all at once.
Whoa... pardon me. The question you asked me caused me to thart. I hope the smell isn't too strong. I do have an answer, though.
thart
A combination of thought and heart as a description of a way to live. Also: the meaning of life.
Weary Traveller: What is the meaning of life oh wise and exalted one?
Crusty Hermit: Well, you see, life...life is a river, and...well...ok...you see, thart.
W.T.: Ah! And all this time...
Crusty Hermit: Well, you see, life...life is a river, and...well...ok...you see, thart.
W.T.: Ah! And all this time...
thart
To use the shitter at work, resulting in just a fart and sitting on average 25 minutes, 4-5 times daily.
Look guys, theres JT heading in for his 4th thart and it still not even noon!!
Thartful
The act of leaving a room or moving to a different area when you have to fart so as not to disturb other people.
Alana is not very thartful. She always farts on my pillow.
Tharting
when one balances a woman on his back by her breasts, and thrusts forward with force. The woman is thrown forward, over her partners head and the man is likely knocked unconscious by the force of the body hitting his noggin.
After all the tharting that went on back in their room last night, Jane's tits were sore and John had a headache.
During his dry spell, Kevin was so desperate that he didnt even need sex, he would have been fine with just some good tharting.
During his dry spell, Kevin was so desperate that he didnt even need sex, he would have been fine with just some good tharting.
Thart
Same as a "Brain Fart", meaning a lapse in memory.
I thart I remembered our anniversary date, sweetie, but I was wrong!
Thart
The feeling that you have to fart but when you try you really shit your pants.
I hope that Russ does not thart in the meeting this morning.