That ain’t me
That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.
Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.
Dasaun: That ain’t me.
Brug ain’t me
When it ain’t you brug
Dude, I can’t believe someone stole your Mitsubishi? Who did it? Brug ain’t me