big-in-law
the girl or guy that is currently a) hoonbuping b) doing sexual favors or c) dating (which usually never happens) with your big in a fraternity or sorority.
Note: your big-in-law is usually in contact with your big more than you (the little) are.
Note: your big-in-law is usually in contact with your big more than you (the little) are.
little: "what's up big-in-law?"
little: "I haven't seen my big in forever.. he wasn't at pomping or toga toga toga.. he's prob at the big-in-law's dorm.."
little: "I haven't seen my big in forever.. he wasn't at pomping or toga toga toga.. he's prob at the big-in-law's dorm.."
Big Law
The opposite of Big Crime
Praise Vickstar, Big Law has come to represent me in court!
Big Law
tubbo becomes big law when there is crime or when he needs to go to court to protect Tommy, one of his quotes is " don't worry I'm a lawyer "
" hello Big law" Tommyinit
Big Law
A term used by law students and those in the legal profession to refer to large private firms in the US. These firms are typically located in NYC, Chicago, or Washington DC and have impressive multi-million dollar offices in skyscrapers, complete with full libraries that are rarely used. Many law students initially aspire to work for a Big Law firm.
The seduction:
> Six-figure salaries, as much as $150k right out of school
> Internship during school, which mostly involves a reduced workload with lavish lunches and trips to baseball games
> Company perks, like leased Beamers or season tickets to MLB or NBA games
The reality:
> 2500 to 3000 billable hours, which translates to 80-90 hour work weeks
> 7am-7pm five days a week, often half day on Saturday, so you don't have time to use your Knicks tickets anyway
> Over 33 percent drop-out rate among first-year associates, up to two-thirds quit by third year
> Lawyers have one of the highest rates of alcoholism and depression among all professions, and this is especially prevalent in big private law firms
The seduction:
> Six-figure salaries, as much as $150k right out of school
> Internship during school, which mostly involves a reduced workload with lavish lunches and trips to baseball games
> Company perks, like leased Beamers or season tickets to MLB or NBA games
The reality:
> 2500 to 3000 billable hours, which translates to 80-90 hour work weeks
> 7am-7pm five days a week, often half day on Saturday, so you don't have time to use your Knicks tickets anyway
> Over 33 percent drop-out rate among first-year associates, up to two-thirds quit by third year
> Lawyers have one of the highest rates of alcoholism and depression among all professions, and this is especially prevalent in big private law firms
1L: I want to work in Big Law so I can buy a boat and drive a BMW 745i
3-year associate: I'll gladly trade you mine in exchange for the last three years of my 20s back
3-year associate: I'll gladly trade you mine in exchange for the last three years of my 20s back
Big law
(this isn't tubbo btw, im talking abt my friend) The hottest person alive. Wattpad famous. Living as y/n bcs his/her/their crush interacts with him/her/them a lot🙄 Hasn't updated his/her/their book for almost half a year. Above the law.
"Wait y'know that one author who has almost 300k reads and hasn't published a oneshot since June?"
"Oh yeah, that's big law."
"Oh yeah, that's big law."
dirty carpets in a big law firm
(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
Big Law
Big Law is Tubbo in a lawyer persona, sometimes he goes into a different voice when in the Big Law persona.
Tommy: TUBBO! I NEED BIG LAW....
Tubbo: ok 1 second :)
Tubbo/Big Law: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?!
Tubbo: ok 1 second :)
Tubbo/Big Law: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?!