Big Johnson
An often used synonym for a man's penis.
Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."
Big Johnson
A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.
OMG was that THE Big Johnson?
Big Dick Johnson
- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy
Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.
Big Balls Johnson
A child with huge overgrown nuts.
Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.
big bubba johnson
Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.
Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!
Big Hair Johnson
Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.
rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.
Big Tom Johnson
When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"