That's my cue
A line spoken when you know it's time to walk out of the room to leave an uncomfortable situation or argument.
Situation 1:
Wife: I found a xerox box full of porn in the closet. What the hell Jim?
Husband: Well, I wouldn't need porn if you would put out more than once a month!
Me: That's my cue...See you guys later!
Situation 2:
Jill: Eww gross! The dog had diarrhea on the carpet again Sean!
Sean: That's my cue...I'll be at the bar if you need me.
Wife: I found a xerox box full of porn in the closet. What the hell Jim?
Husband: Well, I wouldn't need porn if you would put out more than once a month!
Me: That's my cue...See you guys later!
Situation 2:
Jill: Eww gross! The dog had diarrhea on the carpet again Sean!
Sean: That's my cue...I'll be at the bar if you need me.