that's the way the pickle squirts
An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.
"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."
that's the way the pickle squirts
The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.
Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!
that's the way the pickle squirts
The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.
The pickle squirted that way.
That's the way the pickle squirts
The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.
The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.