Thats what he said
Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.
Person 1: It was short but its good cuz it was free.
Person 2: Thats what HE said
Person 2: Thats what HE said
thats what he said
refers to what a homosexual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said
Guy 1: My ass hurts
Guy 2: Thats what he said!
Guy 2: Thats what he said!
thats what he said
a variation of the "thats what she said" innuendo. only used by cringy moms and kids out of the loop.
the child in this situation is asking his mother if she could eat this rather large pizza
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me