Duck

A water chicken.

Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.

ducking

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

Duck

A waterfowl.

But also, a funny person

T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window

H: I is a duck for sure

Duck

auto- correct for Fuck

dude duck off

Duck It

The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.

Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?

Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.

A duck!

An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.

So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!

ducking

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

俚语	that’s a duck
释义	Duck A water chicken. Wow! Look at that water chicken go! That's a duck, bro. ducking When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak. Bob: I ducking hate Joe! Bob: God Donut I meant ducking Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE! Bob: ducking Bob: Duck this phone Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now Fred: Duck A waterfowl. But also, a funny person T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window H: I is a duck for sure Duck auto- correct for Fuck dude duck off Duck It The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up. Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us? Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it. A duck! An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not. This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood. Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned. So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH! ducking the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day. taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch taylor: DUCKING**** taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!! taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now rylee: fuck you
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