the 700 club

A christian show that claims to heal people. They have parts in the show where the old guy will say somebody's injury will heal. Then years later, on a later episode, somebody calls and says that when he said that prediction, their injury had healed right away. What lies they hold. They start preaching about their "God" and how good he is.

members of the 700 club are people who have taken 700 mg of benadryl, which results in a crazy as hell trip that can last anywhere from eight hours to a few days. tripping on benadryl makes you see delusions, not hallucinations- the difference, for anyone who may not know, is that while you know a hallucination isn't real; when you're delusional, you believe that everything you're seeing is completely and fully real. once you come down from your trip, however long that may take, you probably won't remember a thing.

Getting a blowjob in a church

Extreme Christian conservative program that pretends to be "news" but which filters everything through a redneck, bigoted viewpoint. Hosted by Pat Robertson, the anti-Christ, who spends most of his time threatening hellfire and asking for more money.