The "96"
Its like 69, but instead of getting hot and heavy, your getting a divorce and your family is falling apart.
I think this is it for me and Janice, we did The "96" last night.
You should try The "Ringo Star" it'll spice things back up
You should try The "Ringo Star" it'll spice things back up
96
96 - noun
1. A SFW sexual position.
-Similar to 69, however 96 involves no actual sexual action. The bottom partner, or the “9,” (usually the taller partner) lays face down on the mattress, while the top partner, or the “6,” (usually the shorter of the two) lays on top of the “9”, resting their feet of the upper back of “9” and resting their head on their calves or heels. Once in position, both partners now drift off into state of contemplation. Popular topics include but are not limited to; “Are we alone in the universe?”, “What is the human condition?” and “Is there a god?” Among others. Some also try to converse, but seeing as the bottom partner is being slightly smothered, they aren’t doing much talking. Some couples do the 96 fully clothed, on the opposite end of the spectrum some do it fully naked, however, most prefer to do the 96 in their underwear, as to keep it intimate, but not sexual.
1. A SFW sexual position.
-Similar to 69, however 96 involves no actual sexual action. The bottom partner, or the “9,” (usually the taller partner) lays face down on the mattress, while the top partner, or the “6,” (usually the shorter of the two) lays on top of the “9”, resting their feet of the upper back of “9” and resting their head on their calves or heels. Once in position, both partners now drift off into state of contemplation. Popular topics include but are not limited to; “Are we alone in the universe?”, “What is the human condition?” and “Is there a god?” Among others. Some also try to converse, but seeing as the bottom partner is being slightly smothered, they aren’t doing much talking. Some couples do the 96 fully clothed, on the opposite end of the spectrum some do it fully naked, however, most prefer to do the 96 in their underwear, as to keep it intimate, but not sexual.
“Hey honey, I want to try something else tonight, mix it up.”
“Do you feel like having an existential crisis?”
“Sure! But how do we do that?”
“We do the 96.”
...
“...but do you think it’s because they don’t want to contact us, or because they simply haven’t achieved a level of technology that high?”
“Mmmrrph. Hmm mmhhh.”
“Me too.”
“Do you feel like having an existential crisis?”
“Sure! But how do we do that?”
“We do the 96.”
...
“...but do you think it’s because they don’t want to contact us, or because they simply haven’t achieved a level of technology that high?”
“Mmmrrph. Hmm mmhhh.”
“Me too.”
96
Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.
Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.
96
69 but backwards instead of giving each other oral pleasure u fart on each others heads.
Yo man that bitch 96'ed me so hard she left skid marks.
96
Variation of 69;
Lay back-to-back with your heads at opposite ends of the bed and masturbate.
Lay back-to-back with your heads at opposite ends of the bed and masturbate.
"Doing a 96 i have more control than doing 69 :D"
96
69 for the sexually dyslexic.
Jane and Jack are dyslexic, so they have 96 instead of 69.
96
when two lovers pleasure each other's Sphinchters instead of their genitalia.
hey Laura, let's do the 96 tonight instead of 69 ok?