The aaron
The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise
Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep
Aaron
A pretty alright dude but gets annoyed if somebody calls him airen
Aaron is chill
Aaron
Aaron is a sweet, loving, caring guy who will never let you down. Being near him will give you butterflies and make you ungodly happy. Aaron's are usually handsome, but never really know it until you tell them. They are very modest. Aaron's are extremely smart, caring, and selfless. They will do anything for you.
"Ugh. Blake was being a jerk last night. I wish he was like Aaron."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
Aaron
A man with the biggest penis your vagina has ever engulfed. An Aaron is the greatest of the great. Probably has a dog, or better yet, two dogs (no cats for this guy.) Even his shits are all mighty! It takes a great woman to tame an Aaron, and when she has, he is hers for all of eternity. Aaron is loyal, trust worthy and has a jaw of steel. Everyone wants to be his friend, but unless you are genuine, step aside.
"Is it a bird? A plane?", "No man, thats Aaron."
Aaron
Aaron's are usually extremely powerful, with knowledge on every subject there is. He has telekinesis and mind control powers, with the ability to destroy your jokes at will. Very good at videogames and can defeat anyone he wants.
Woah, that guy is like the almighty Aaron! No fucking way!
Aaron
Aaron loves his Choccy milkies
The waitress gave Aaron whipped cream on his choccy milky. This made Aaron smile
Aaron
Gaelic for "first in line everywhere when called by name."
Class please line up at the door for recess alphabetically by first name. Oh hi Aaron, it's you again!