The Aaron Rule
From Urban Dictionary:
The Aaron Rule: As made famous by Mr Aaron Graham (aka Semitence), an unpopular yet prolific gamer based in Melbourne Australia. The rule states that one must never listen to Aaron in any matters pertaining to game play, competitions of any sort or anything where he could potentially “win” or “gain” something. Care should be taken as seemingly good advice for the unprepared listener will always end up in unforeseen negative consequences to said listener and positive advancement of Aaron. This results in the shortened version of this rule (although technically incorrect) “never listen to Aaron”.
The Aaron Rule: As made famous by Mr Aaron Graham (aka Semitence), an unpopular yet prolific gamer based in Melbourne Australia. The rule states that one must never listen to Aaron in any matters pertaining to game play, competitions of any sort or anything where he could potentially “win” or “gain” something. Care should be taken as seemingly good advice for the unprepared listener will always end up in unforeseen negative consequences to said listener and positive advancement of Aaron. This results in the shortened version of this rule (although technically incorrect) “never listen to Aaron”.
Aaron: “I think you’ve got a good move here... just move your warrior to the east.”
Players: “Remember the Aaron Rule!”
Player moves warrior west.
Players: “Remember the Aaron Rule!”
Player moves warrior west.